A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church. The priest came quickly bustling down the aisle and said, “Excuse me, but you’ll have to leave — we don’t allow your kind here.”

“But Father,” the Higgs boson said, “without me, how will you have mass?”

To my complete delight, my pastor told this joke during his homily today.

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