A Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church. The priest came quickly bustling down the aisle and said, “Excuse me, but you’ll have to leave — we don’t allow your kind here.”
“But Father,” the Higgs boson said, “without me, how will you have mass?”
:giggle:
To my complete delight, my pastor told this joke during his homily today.
Gaudete Theology 