Finally, what’s a “Calvinist attitude towards cars”? If you mean I think cars don’t have free will, you’re right.
Now you’ve done it…
An Augustinian attitude towards cars: Cars are a damned mass of perdition.
A Lutheran attitude towards cars: Cars are simultaneously terrific and terrible.
A Wesleyan attitude towards cars: Cars aren’t really any good until they’ve been strangely warmed.
A Stonewall-Campbell attitude towards cars: Cars should be built according to Henry Ford’s original blueprints and techniques.
A Pentecostal attitude towards cars: Cars aren’t really cars until they’ve been filled with gasoline.
An Amish attitude towards cars: Cars are the damned path to perdition.
Any more?
(With a chuckling tip of the hat to Doug S and Bill H, whose initial exchange on an email list prompted this silliness.)
Gaudete Theology 
Contributed by Jeff G:
A Jewish attitude towards cars: Cars have helped us survive the oppressions of our enemies; OK, let’s eat!